Students . . .
You should enroll in
For One Year
before you attend any other college
Secular or Christian
I would like to prove to you that you are a victim of educational malpractice.
Your K-12 years deprived you of the three most important things education should provide, according to America's Founding Fathers.
Enrolling in college before correcting this deficiency will be the worst decision in your life.
You will
It will lower the entire ethical quality of your life.
Vine & Fig Tree University is a radical Christian alternative to Harvard University.
You should enroll for one year at Vine & Fig Tree University and you will know more about the Bible than Samuel Adams knew when he began attending Harvard University in 1736.
We guarantee you will become
An Extraordinary American, An Extraordinary Christian, An Extraordinary Human Being |
Those were the three goals that Samuel Adams set forth to America in the first of several letters he wrote for a network of communication known as "The Committees of Correspondence." Sam Adams went on to orchestrate the "Boston Tea Party" and became known as "The Father of the American Revolution."
Yet, tragically, the American Revolution was a clear violation of Romans 13 and the teachings of Christ, and sent America on a downward spiral into hell.
The first 200 years of Theocratic America (roughly 1600-1800) made America the most prosperous and admired nation in history.
The last 200 years of Secular America
(1800-2000) made the United States the enemy of God and humanity.
From prosperity to bankruptcy.
From admiration to loathing and ridicule.
From #1 on academic achievement tests to #27 -- and Americans today cannot find those 27 nations on a world map.
Doubtful? In the next hour, we will bury you in proof.
For one year of undergraduate study, Harvard University tuition is $44,990, fees are $3,959, room is $10,300, and board is $6,360. The total of tuition, fees, room, and board is $65,609 per year.
Harvard University Scholarships 2019 (Fully
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Your first year at Vine & Fig Tree University is just $997.
We guarantee that if you complete the Vine & Fig Tree curriculum, you will experience
the most profound, beneficial,
massive, and lasting
personal transformation
of your entire life ...
or we will refund 100% of your tuition back to you.
No other college or university comes close to saying this. All other universities are all about getting your money, or exploiting you as a tool to get money from taxpayers.
In fact, if you complete our first-year assignments, and you're not completely satisfied, we will
We will refund 100% of your $997 tuition and cut you a check for $1,000.
Yeah, there are "strings" attached to that offer.
The first "string" is that you have to read the rest of this webpage.
It should take you about 3 hours to do that.
That should be worth $1,000 to you.
But it's actually worth millions.
In fact, it's your entire life that's on the line.
Our culture is dominated by a widespread perception that "going to college" is necessary and expected.
So what makes Vine & Fig Tree University different?
Two big things, and many little things.
There are many other things that make Vine & Fig Tree University unique:
Vine & Fig Tree University is the only university with a money-back guarantee. You will become
An Extraordinary American, An Extraordinary Christian, An Extraordinary Human Being |
or your money back. If you complete our assignments will experience
the most profound, beneficial,
massive, and lasting
personal transformation
of your entire life ...
or we'll refund 100% of your tuition back to you.
Our assignments are easy to understand, but hard to accept, because you've been brainwashed to see things in terms of the Religion of Secular Humanism instead of through the lenses of the Bible.
But what about "job placement?" Some colleges boast that they get jobs for their graduates.
But what if those jobs don't even require a college degree? What if your kid gets a job, but is still underemployed?
What if that job is just turning a hamster wheel 50 hours a week? Or 60, 70 or 80 hours a week? Sure, it's a "prestige" job, like being a lawyer, but it's a job that squeezes out family and church, and profits off the exploitation of others.
What if it's a job making bombs to drop on children in Vietnam or the Middle East?
Studying the Vine & Fig Tree vision in the Bible will transform your child into a completely different kind of worker, with a completely different purpose for life. It's the difference between Bach and Lady Gaga. It's the difference between Henry Kissinger and Mother Teresa.
What's wrong with Henry Kissinger? He would be indicted for war crimes by America's Founding Fathers. Many people believe Kissinger is "an amoral egotist who enabled dictators, extended the Vietnam War, laid the path to the Khmer Rouge killing fields, stage-managed a genocide in East Timor, overthrew the democratically elected government in Chile, and encouraged Nixon to wiretap his political adversaries."
Kissinger is a graduate of Harvard University.
So is George W. Bush, who destroyed the largest Christian community in the Arab world by violently overthrowing the government of a dictator in Iraq that the U.S. government had helped put in power and maintain in power during a decade-long war with Iran, which the U.S. helped spawn by overthrowing the democratically-elected government of Iran for the benefit of Western oil companies.
Kissinger and Bush represent the liberal, secular "Establishment" and "the Deep State" swamp which Trump campaigned against, but which Trump is powerless to drain because he too is a victim of educational malpractice and knows nothing about the Bible's Vine & Fig Tree worldview.
Vine & Fig Tree University is new, but our goal is to become more influential than Harvard University -- but to have an influence for "peace on earth" under Christ the King, not a "New World Order" under Washington D.C., London, or Brussels.
To learn more about Vine & Fig Tree University and this outrageous, seemingly-delusional goal, click here.
Some other names associated with Harvard University are Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg, of Facebook fame.
Actually Gates never earned a degree from Harvard; he dropped out after a couple of years. Gates arguably provided a valuable service to businesses and others who use computers to serve consumers.
Zuckerberg is essentially in the entertainment biz.
How do these billionaires compare with Mother Teresa?
When you compare the United States today with America two or three centuries ago, the contrast is stark. Everyone knows the system is out of control. Rates of depression and suicide are high. The violence and atheism of the system create a kind of PTSD in all of us. And many people choose to escape this traumatizing reality through social media and video games. Maybe some other college can get your kid a job as a programmer of video games, or a fabricator of algorithms for Facebook or Google. Will God truly be pleased?
Vine & Fig Tree University is not about mindless escape from a bleak world created by amoral lawyers and politicians, but about transformation and healing our world.
Harvard University was originally a Christian university. Just like America was once a Christian nation.
Vine & Fig Tree University is dedicated to returning to those Biblical foundations, and rebuilding America for the 21st century and beyond.
To learn more about Vine & Fig Tree University and this goal, click here.